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@eris I boosted this but this morning I realized it me 😭😭😭

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I can't stand people who need to be making some type of noise every single second in some frantic anxiety ridden episode like chill out and enjoy silence you loud bitch
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Throw them both in the manlet pit and let them settle this like dwarves.

@lmwortho 2022 was the year of putting pothos plants in environs where they could not possibly survive

Programmers should be able to just have a duel to settle grievances at work tbh

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Quick shout out to the humble pine tree for cranking out common board at such a low low price per foot

@trinsec in my house it's both tbh... Never leave the house without getting dressed three time that's what I always say 🕺💃

As a straight man, getting married means helping your wife get dressed every day... And liking it damnit!

@eris but I thought disqordia is bad and cancelled what happened to that

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@eris @m0th tbh, this always confuses me too but I think I'm just not saying the same thing as scientists when I say "universe"

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2022 will be remembered as the year when everyone thought that just having a substack URL could make them interesting.

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When you think about a plant, say a dandelion, what sort of image forms in your mind?
#plant #dandelion #hiddenlifeofplants

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A modest 2023 resolution: I'm always going to alternate my alcoholic drinks with water.

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