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New Age Bullshit Generator
https://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
from the intro:
"So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and family members."
from the comments:
"Hello, this is the best bullshit I’ve heard in 3 years!"
"I've been arguing with someone on linkedin with this page...thanks I think I'm winning."
"This is the best! I can now get revenge on all my acquaintances who aggressively post mindless affirmations every single bloody day of the year."
