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The very stable genius asks: "Why didn't the #helicopter go up or down, or turn?"
Helicopters must be … [gasp] … WOKE!
@medigoth
I mean, it was always right there.
"TRANS-portation"
"Cis-portation" would be, like, a port, i guess? It doesn't go anywhere. Maybe that's just hiking.
@RnDanger [applause]
Puts a whole new spin on "I identify as an attack helicopter," doesn't it?