The last time I put my #luggage in an old-fashioned #suitcase, I lifted it too rapidly after check-in because I was in a hurry to catch my flight, and my #massive #manly #musculature propelled it upward so fast it punched a hole in the #airport roof. Air traffic control lost track of it at the #Karman line where it was still traveling at considerably more than escape velocity. It's probably somewhere in the #asteroid belt by now. So I'll stick to the wheeled variety. Just safer for everybody.
More likely it passed through a space warp and landed on a planet of primitive aliens who have built their whole culture and mythology around your former possessions.
@cptbutton well, I'm glad someone is getting good use out of it. Man, I really miss that one t-shirt.
