Definitely need some old rubber bands that are so dried out they'll snap the first time you try to use them. Bonus points if they hit you in the eye.
Or is that just me?
@falcennial [solemn nod]
@falcennial @medigoth all the same size allen keys
@falcennial @medigoth also need a few dead pens and a pencil that somehow has existed for 20+ years
@kinsale42 @falcennial @medigoth plastic clothespins that are sun-degraded and will fly into shrapnel when you try to open them
@renardboy @kinsale42 @medigoth oh yes! laundry poppers
@renardboy @kinsale42 @falcennial @medigoth nails with only a little bend to them, straws that came with fastfood, postcard from the aunt no one talks to, 3 of the wheels that came for a rolly cart (waiting to find the fourth before installing), 10 lords a leaping, a measuring tape for sewing, a box of cookies that contains not-cookies, cat toy, rolling papers that got wet and lost their adhesive, scratch and win tickets, tape where no end can be found, used flossers, vitamin samples, bits of aluminum foil too small to wrap a potato with...
@MamaLake @kinsale42 @falcennial @medigoth and a partridge in a pear tree
@kinsale42 @falcennial that don't fit anything in the house.
@medigoth matches that don't actually work
birthday cake candles used only once so still perfectly good
1-2 combination locks which may and may not have associated combinations
@moira excellent choices!
@medigoth a key that maybe fits some door, or box, or cupboard, maybe in the last house though, probably someone will remember at some point
@medigoth
Don’t forget to put the potato masher in there for some damned reason, you don’t want that thing to be too easy to find. Will also help get the drawer good and stuck, at least when you’re looking for the masher.
@medigoth 😂😂🤌
a dozen different unlabelled cables, 5 or more rolls of tape, and a few Alan keys will round it out nicely.