"Also, you’re not any kind of street fighter, or 'Str33t F1ght3r' either. I guess you think calling yourself that, and spelling it in a way that was amusingly quaint around the beginning of this century, makes you sound cool and badass. Take it from someone who’s actually been in a few fights, it doesn’t. Mainly it makes you sound like someone who will get his ass kicked the first time he pokes his face outside his Mom’s basement. Tell her I said hi, by the way."