Daniel Dvorkin @medigoth@qoto.org

Maybe not the only #alignment chart you'll ever need ... but probably the last.

My main hope for the future of my country is that people this stupid can't hold on to power forever.

93% of young male #Triceratops think they could beat a full-grown #Tyrannosaurus in a fight. 48% think they could beat two at once. 🦖

I know I should just block #spambots and delete their comments, but sometimes I can’t resist.

[sad Mr. Ed noises]

They have such Mondays to show you.

I have in fact read the #MIS (#medication #information sheet) for the #Pfizer #vaccine, since that's the one I've been getting, and I do the same for every prescribed #medication I take. People act like it's some kind of super-secret information, when really it's as easily accessible as a Mike #Waltz chat on #Signal.

Use as needed.

#Tyrannosaurus #rex by Gerhard Boeggemann. I like how the emphasis isn't on the size of the tyrannosaurs: they and their prey are huge, but they're still a small part of a much larger #ecosystem. Also, this could practically be a scene right out of the WISP (Work In Some Progress) so that's a bonus. 🦖✍️

Some #Tories are starting to approach the beginning of a shred of self-awareness. Let's see if it lasts. I know which way I'm betting.

The call is coming from inside the store.

Or to avoid copyright trouble: Nosfercatu.

I have the feeling this image is going to be getting quite a workout, again. Feel free to use as you see fit.

BOOM.

They've cracked the case! Someone needs to fry for this. Better scramble to get it done.