**Jason Yip** @jchyip@mastodon.online · Mar 23, 2024, 21:04

**Jason Yip** @jchyip@mastodon.online · Mar 23, 2024, 21:04

Jason Yip @jchyip@mastodon.online

#protip If you’re attacked by an alien blob monster, don’t run to a nearby phone booth to call for help. #TheBlob

**George Dinwiddie** @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2024, 21:10

**George Dinwiddie** @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2024, 21:10

George Dinwiddie @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social

@jchyip
These days, that's too far to run.

**Jason Yip** @jchyip@mastodon.online · Mar 23, 2024, 21:13

**Jason Yip** @jchyip@mastodon.online · Mar 23, 2024, 21:13

Jason Yip @jchyip@mastodon.online

@gdinwiddie I suppose the modern version would be stopping nearby to ask TikTok for help.

**Markus Silpala** @msilpala@qoto.org · 2024-03-23T21:14:45Z

Markus Silpala @msilpala@qoto.org

**George Dinwiddie** @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2024, 21:15

**George Dinwiddie** @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2024, 21:15

George Dinwiddie @gdinwiddie@mastodon.social

@msilpala @jchyip
I was thinking a selfie video of the blob coming up behind you.