Mark Tomczak @mtomczak@qoto.org

@lauren RealID is raplidly becoming the IPv6 of real-world authentication.

@harpaa01 I don't follow. Self-driving car research is very much alive and ongoing.

#phaser

Spent a good ol' chunk of the day chasing down that when the Phaser game engine has camera zoom set, it doesn't immediately update its transform matrix so `getWorldPoint` doesn't give the right answer.

Game engines are great, but they don't remove the need for good old-fashioned debugging.

Twaining an AI to undewstand what "harmful information" is turns out to be reawwy hard, UwU.

https://twitter.com/hi_frye/status/1598400965656596480

@lauren I need to populate my acronym dictionary with the actual definition, so that my brain stops mapping "TASS" to "Tool-Assisted Speedrun Speedrun."

(That, of course, is the game of seeing how quickly you can write a tool to build tool-assisted speedruns for a game. Two sub-categories: 100% for writing your tool starting from a blank code document, and any% for configuring an existing TAS tool).

@lauren Does your node allow editing, or did you do a discard-and-redraft?

Some bits of Mastodon are still a mystery to me. I should really go read the core protocol.

@lauren If I recall correctly, we learn in 2010 that HAL's breakdown isn't even its fault: the mission designers gave it mutually-conflicting directives of processing data without distortion or concealment and hiding the mission's true objective once it reached Jupiter. The conflict created a breakdown as the only logical solution HAL could find that satisfied all parameters was remove all humans from the interaction so there was nobody to conceal the directives from.

(There's a larger essay I need to get around to writing on this theme: there's a difference in kind between simple tools that we can fully understand the function of and tools approaching or exceeding complexity that can fit in a human brain, and a hallmark of sci-fi is creating category-B tools, giving them broad objectives or responsibilities ignorant of how they'd need to complete objectives of such broad scope, and watching the situation go off the rails. At some level of complexity, you actually *do* want a human instead of a machine because at least the human will make "human-shaped" mistakes that our squishy empathic circuits are tuned to predict and adapt to).

@ocdtrekkie @lauren @Santaclaus I don't think anyone can guarantee to me that an antitrust shake up that broke Google into smaller companies would preserve the Chromebook. It's an integrated product---it uses Google's authentication, Google's operating system, and Google's web store. I, for one, am uninterested in risking all of those pieces not ending up in the same fragment of a restructured Google so they can continue to work together seamlessly.

@ocdtrekkie @lauren @Santaclaus

> but the complete obliteration of Google, Apple, and Amazon antitrust models would have wide-sweeping benefits for consumers

I'm feeling like that's the sort of assertion French Revolutionaries made before the Jacobins took over.

I can't be sure whether things would be better if the big tech companies were broken up by force of law. In the short run, my in-laws' Chromebook, which has been the absolute ideal platform for her, would no longer be supported.

From where I sit, that's not a boon.

I'm going to have to put more butter on this popcorn while I watch this Musk/Apple dust-up.

Musk is accusing Apple of hating free speech.

They won't, but I really want Apple to respond with "Yeah bro. Have you even heard of us? We're the OG walled garden. The *vertical* monopoly. Our whole *deal* is 'Pay us to think for you.' Our *vibe* is "safety and comfort." Our *unofficial logo* is the rounded rectangle. You think you're a problem for us? Our users *pay us money* to deal with *problems like you.* *For them.* *Efffffff* your frozen peaches."

... they won't say it.

...**But they could.**

My head-canon is that Solomon had, like, ten trials lined up for the baby case but the one woman failed so hard on the first one that he ended up with a whole free-ass day, just... Calendar cleared.

"We'll cut the baby in half and... What? You said what? Wow. I... Okay. You know what? There was going to be a whole philosophical journey I was going to take you on here, comparing and contrasting property and people, responsibility to ownership, culminating with recognition of the mystery of soul and the supremacy of G~d in all things, but... No! I don't care who the biological mother is. Give the baby to the woman who *doesn't think it's okay to cut babies in half!* Case closed praise YHWH!"

@ocdtrekkie It is probably best to not allow use of YouTube unsupervised (back in the day, we had a similar rule for cable TV. Network TV required the rule less because FCC poiicies generally kept what was broadly considered unacceptable off-air).

@lauren The first yellow flag on the whole thing for me was when the SVP in charge of the project posted a big rah-rah internal message about G+, a popular Googler responded to that internal post with "FIRST!", and that Googler was then asked side-channel to *take that reply down.*

In hindsight, the leadership who thought that ask was appropriate or sensible was *exactly* the leadership that would blindly blunder into "Let's just fuse YouTube comments to G+ comments, what's the worst that could happen, all comments are fungible and there's no such thing as a 'community culture'."

@lauren I was there (but not working on Social) for the Great Real Names Considered Harmful debate at Google.

I never got a strong sense of why it was desired other than the two datapoints that (a) it was technically Facebook's (basically unenforced) policy and (b) Google already had experience with Orkut and it seemed like some senior leadership believed Orkut's failure to gain traction was due to how hard it was to find people you knew IRL in the Orkut network because people didn't publish their names.

Do you have any insight on what happened there? The third theory I've heard is "because advertising;" that never seemed sufficient to me, but maybe it was?

@mds2 There was a time we made public works pretty for the sake of making them pretty, on account of we knew we'd have to be looking at them forever.

... not everywhere, and not uniformly. But I went to a public high school with huge Thomas Jefferson busts on it put there for no other reason than it was WPA times and the state needed an excuse to keep artists employed. Those busts outlived the original artist.

@lauren I must assume worthwhile blogs may only syndicate on snark. ;)