Every time @georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz talks about mom:
someone with family issues: how old?
georgia: any number
swfi: OMG! grow a pair you old hag! I moved out (totally not kicked out) when i was 3 months old, and never talked to any of those losers ever again!
It was an obvious exaggeration. You speak with a strong implication that parents are some sort of tyrants that one needs to free themselves from, and that it is race, not failing to mention that you were farther along the race at the same age (in fact starting with that).
You were however rather polite and indirect in those assertions, so the satire is perhaps more fitting to some of the past "offenders", and directed primarily at georgia as a supportive comment.
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