>broke: watching star wars in 2020
>woke: not watching star wars
>bespoke: reading Euclid's Elements instead of watching films
https://mathcs.clarku.edu/~djoyce/java/elements/toc.html
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Everything unique and interesting about star wars was ripped off from Dune anyway
>jabba the hutts design is ripped off from Leto II
>the voice and Jedi mind tricks are the same thing
>something something desert planet
>galaxy ruled very specifically by an emperor
>Leia and Aleia is one fucking letter different. Both sisters to main character
>Leto and Ghanima were twins, mom died in childbirth, and its up to them to unfuck the universe HMMMM THATS FAMILIAR
>In the goddamn literal bible Luke and Paul were friends
Its all so obvious. Star Wars is like asking a five year old to redraw the Mona Lisa with crayons
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Star Wars had a story? :O
Good thing I watched it before I could get it. For me it's:
*bzzzt, woom, woom, wuouom*
*heavy breathing through respirator*
Short, fat, whistling canister robot is smarter, braver, more resourceful and all around just better than the pretty humanoid talking robot, *nods* deep...
Bigfoot phobia therapy.
Yoda is funny.
Cool guy who's mask you fell in love with face reveals to be a lame dork, *nods* so real...
from prequels:
General light sabre blender.
Shields up! Catapults!
You say...
Dads are important somehow?? *shrugs*
Luke and Leya are siblings?
There are politics?
That Palpatine guy is also the shriveled lightning shooting guy?
Shriveled lighting shooting guy is the emperor?
Prequels come before the first tree?
Anakin is Vader?
There is child murder?
@fluffy yes
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