@mikey
What kinda instance are you looking for?
Can you show us where he touched you? Next time he rubs you, you chop his arm off, okay?
Other amusing activities here include:
Nominating yourself for an admin seconds after creating an account, passing unanimously, cause nobody cares, and conspiring to dethrone all other admins.
Trying and failing to science hard.
Cream of the conspiracy theorist/scientologist crop.
Muting Rob.
It is a perfect... well... you know like... "golden cage"... for a... you know... "a nightingale"???... I don't know where I'm going with this...