@georgia Coming from the girl who could only muster "well, I bet you don't get pussy, and you aren't really married, and you don't have kids!" I think maybe I'm gonna doubt that you've got anything mapped out better than I do after our short interactions.
You wouldn't reach for archaic words that only serve to muddle your point unless you were trying to signal something. That, and you're on the edgy side of the Spinster's "women can't actually handle the bants" firewall, so you have some sort of complex that you need to "hang with the boys" tied into your feminism.
You have such glaring flaws open for exploitation that it's almost a shame to use them. You're naive, to be frank.