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Another Brexit benefit! New jokes can be created by recycling old Soviet jokes. For example:

A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?” The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.”

I promise you Boris, if you can nail these moves you’ll have your pick of the gals at the midwinter ball

French philosopher and author Charles-Irénée Castel de Saint-Pierre, who died OTD in 1743, proposed an international organisation to maintain peace, and influenced Rousseau and Kant cromwell-intl.com/travel/franc #travel #France #history

@damonoutlaw @micahflee Well I only got one reply, but it was an interesting article link. Do you have something else to show me? I'd love to read more about it.

#God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance - Neil deGrasse Tyson

#atheism
Tooted by a #bot!
SN# 2018

I think the coronation ceremony would be better if they fully covered him in the oil, let him loose to run round the church and then if anyone could catch him they get to be king instead

@arstechnica I could see a different administration changing that law because it would "save money" by not needing people to sit there waiting to turn the key. And then they'd take that money and somehow put it into their personal funds and say it's a "donation" or "gift" for "services rendered", and then try to build a new hotel with it in Moscow by bribing Putin and cozying up to him.

But hey, maybe that's just me.

Bientôt les biberons vont recommencer. C'est dur car cela demande énormément de temps 24h/24 7j/7 mais c'est tellement gratifiant qu'on aime le faire.

📢 Bonne nouvelle : les fonds du Budget participatif de la Région Île-de-France arrivent et on va pouvoir acheter les équipements et ouvrir le centre parisien !

If you love looking at a beautiful font, here's an article for you:

Fast C@mpany: Jony Ive spent the past 4 years perfecting his typeface. Here’s why he’ll never be done
fastcompany.com/90888571/jony-

My mom texts me that Tucker Carlson was fired b/c pharmaceutical companies pressured Fox to get rid of him b/c he was telling the truth about how vaccines kill people.

...

She is an intelligent, educated woman who has seen and accomplished much in her life

And 20 years of watching nothing but Fox News has turned her into a MAGA conspiracy theorists.

THIS is why I hate Fox News and MAGA... it's personal.

B/c it was not enough to silence her voice on the House floor, #Montana Republicans have banished Rep. #ZooeyZephyr from the state legislature for the rest of the session. She will not be permitted to represent her 11,000 constituents who elected her to speak for them. GOP lawmakers misgendered Zephyr & accused her of violating decorum by opposing their anti-trans bills & saying they would have “blood on their hands”. Protesters who supported her were arrested. This is what #fascism looks like.

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