Gonna start a counter-conspiracy. This much I know is true:

The lizard people are real. They mostly live deep in the crust of the earth where they're powers are strongest. At the surface they're very weak, hardly able to be told from a human. They are actively trying to flatten the earth so they can conquer the surface. This process will destroy the climate as well know it.

How you can help: vote for climate conscious candidates. Support funding and research for "green" technologies. Those willing to sacrifice our climate are at best useful idiots and at worst actual humanity hating lizard people

@nomi It may need a little tweaking, but I think you've got a good idea.

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