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Catch a falling star
Feel her passion burn through you
Live reborn from ash

Every year there is someone who tries to act like "the smart guy" and shits all of Christmas because it's, allegedly, a commercial holiday designed to boost sales or something

Bro. My good dude. Assume you are even correct. How many holidays, of *any* motivation, are dedicated to wonder, magic, and doing good things for strangers? Is it even a question of which does more social good, Christmas vs President's' Day? vs July 4th? Come on bro, this party doesn't need another midwit

Are you a Twitter refugee? Are you still feeling kind of addicted to walled gardens? Let me introduce you to the manifold wonders of everyone with their own magical, shitty, awesome corner of the internet: web.archive.org/web/2000030123

Rule 1: never editorialize as you speak. Did you mess up the delivery? No one knows, keep your disappointment to yourself and it may be only yours

Rule 1a: if your joke doesn't land it's ok to say something like "well I thought that was going to be funnier" or "ok, I'll keep workshopping that one"

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When life gives you gremlins, make gremlinade.

Evening visit
News and booze in the kitchen
Drinking, but not alone

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What's become of me?
I was funny! I had friends!
Now I write haikus...

Every time I hearv Bitter Sweet Symphony I get so pissed at the Rolling Stones on behalf of The Verve.

The Verve proactively contracted the right to sample "The Last Time." The Stones sued them anyway and claimed the sample was more prominent than it should have been. Not *only* did they seize the rights to Bitter Sweet Symphony, but to the whole damn album. Just makes me livid every time

Open your eyes some
I'll show you what love can be
Let me mend your heart

Consider turkeys
Unaware this is the end
Savor every day

What was comes again
Worlds will ever madly spin
We echoes repeat

How do they keep Brussels dry? 

With a Belge-pump

This is not a place
For heroes or kings. This space
is saved for scoundrels

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The world falls heavy
On me, my dreams, my shoulders
I can't, I can't breathe

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"The essence of Buddhism is, if you can, to help others. If not, then at least refrain from hurting others" - Dalai Lama XIV
#zen #meditation #quotes

How do you say "bullfighter" in French? 

Mat á door

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