Geriatric antiscience billionaire works so very hard by digging a hole and talking at new science laboratory with budget half that of his one-day magic bejewelled hat party.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-65536806
@admitsWrongIfProven It’s a mere accident of birth that he’s not a German politician (although more likely a German quack horticulturist, which is far, far closer to reality).
@nullifidian He knows how to operate a shovel, impressive in comparison to german politicians (one in three will hold it backwards).
If it just wasn’t so expensive to keep him alive, huh?