@Absinthe

Took 7 minutes to write the code in C.

#include<stdio.h>

int main(){
for(int i = 99; i > 0; i--){
if(i > 1){
printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall, %d bottles of beer.\n", i, i);
printf("Take one down, pass it around.\n");
}
else{
printf("%d bottle of beer on the wall, %d bottle of beer.\n", i, i);
printf("Take one down, pass it around.\n");
}
}
printf("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.\n");
printf("There's nothing else to fall, because there's no more bottles of beer on the wall.\n");
}
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