They promised us jetpacks and hoverboards but instead we got cars that intentionally brick themselves after the latest software update because the guy that makes them is in some kind of fucking blood feud with Mickey Mouse
@LadyDragonfly In the immortal words of Kyle Marquis, "Unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."
@peterdrake @LadyDragonfly
I may not be over 60, but I'm definitely older than 4.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-57660603
@peterdrake @LadyDragonfly As in... lol