Recurring recent problem.
Me: *does a bunch of research to determine which device to buy* *waves around wad of cash*
World-destroying consumerist capitalism: That model's not available.
#YouHadOneJob
Bonus variant on the THIRD time this has happened this week.
Them: We have five colors to choose from.
Me: I like that one.
Them: Well, shoot, that's the only one that's out of stock.
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