Breaking: The Biden campaign explores whether Biden could shore up his base’s support by becoming a convicted felon like it worked for Donald Trump and his base.
@MissingThePt Biden: *walks into convenience store with a handgun he obviously just borrowed from one of the Secret Service agents standing behind him* This is a stick-up. No joke. Hand over your simoleons. I'm not messin' around here.
Clerk:
Biden: *gestures at pornographic magazine* That reminds me of the time...
Jill: *puts hand on his shoulder, shakes her head*
Biden: *sighs* Throw in all your lottery tickets and some hooch.
