@pieist They probably think everything is serious, and never get invited to good parties.
@BashStKid Heh. You're so right! Those "good parties" that I know so much about because I TOTALLY get invited to them all the time! Nudge nudge know what I mean?
*weeps brokenly*
Well the only reasonable response to the tortoise story is "you tell me, this is your story, I'm just the listener". I mean it must be a test for your ability to detect when someone is a wanker and should be side-eyed the whole time.