Please admire my self restraint for not beating the Tesco delivery bloke to death when his opening remarks were "good news about the election, isn't it?" 🤬
His actual words on the way out: "he might just save us all". If I'd had any rotten vegetables to hand, I would have pelted him with them.
@ravensrod @fkamiah17 Only 8 am here but that's sounding pretty good right now
@pieist @ravensrod Mate, I'd bought weed, wine, pizza and croissants before 9am here once I saw the results. I'm giving myself the day off from responsible adulting.