I just cannot state strongly enough how profoundly this misunderstands what I want from a vacuum cleaner. https://www.theverge.com/news/639078/samsung-bespoke-ai-jet-ultra-vacuum-text-messages
@overholt There’s a long list of useless features I would *rather* have before this, such as…
- Built in radio
- Thermographic paint job
- Gyroscopically stabilized cup holder
- Disco lights while vaccuuming
- UV light on front of unit that shows gross stains you can’t hoover up
- Power Glove
- Post vacuum performance analysis
- Cork handle
- Easter Mode
- ability to transform into decorative robot
