In case you were wondering what kind of story would lead me to say "I'm going to need a moment to come up with something more printable than 'fuck no,'" it is this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
@evacide I'll take "Things that are less well-suited to classified communication than Signal" for 500.
@mattblaze You could hear from my screams even in space.
@n_dimension @evacide @mattblaze
It's not like it'd have to be any damn good to be an improvement on this lot.