Bootlickers will literally be like:

"I worked 4/5ths of my waking adult life, thankful to the guy who golfs all day for taking like 80% of the value of my labor, scrounged the remaining 20% until some other guy who plays golf all day told me to give him all my meager savings or else I won't have access to shelter, a shower, or a place to store my personal belongings.

And since I got robbed so hard and thanked all my robbers, /everyone else should be robbed too!/ >:C"