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You say “talking to myself”, I say “engaging with my audience”

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Don't get into so much trouble that you need to hire these guys

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Interviewer: “Why, after over a decade of no success, do you still continue to post content online?”

Me: “Well, I…”

Interviewer: “Do you even think you could stop?”

Me: “Well, I…”

Interviewer: “Here’s a petition asking you to stop”

@SwiftOnSecurity I listen to cosmology and futurism channels to fall asleep and also to feel like I know a lot about cosmology and futurism despite knowing little to none.

@georgetakei My 7 year old does this. She thinks it looks adorable, like a puppy dog. She's not wrong in her case.

@lcamtuf Or be born with the wrong spoon in our mouths, holding it incorrectly.

@Aknorals @lcamtuf Presumably any state can also choose the timezone it's in. Which isn't to say that I care which way this goes, as long as we get rid of summer time and winter time, really.

@Aknorals @lcamtuf What's so bad about that? Getting used to the hottest part of day being an hour earlier in winter orosomething like that?

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Eating clocks is so time consuming and yet you can't help but go back for seconds

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Sen. Tommy Tuberville faced rare and blistering criticism from his own party over his holds on military promotions. But there’s a lot of confusion and frustration over what’s happening and why the problem isn’t so easily solved. I break it down today. open.substack.com/pub/statusku

@pluralistic Any chance you can at some point write an article about what has _improved_? :) That would be a nice change of pace.

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@blatanville @pluralistic No link to the original source for this image tsk tsk ;)

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Elon Musk offered Wikipedia a billion dollars if it names itself after him.

@greegreehoist That's a very roundabout way to criticise your partner's bedroom achievements.

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The Intel 386 processor (1985) was the first 32-bit processor in the x86 line. Let's take a close look at the processor dies, seeing how Intel shrunk the chip, created new versions, and why the 386 SL jumped from 285,000 transistors to 855,000 transistors. 1/9

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