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potentate hawtshot

How come I can't develop some sort of clinical happiness?

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Dgar

Think I might join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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@sleepy @eeyam Or Physics Girl, once a peppy youtuber, who can now barely leave her bed. Sorry about your gf too.

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MostlyHarmless

If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent, groceries or bills for the next 10 years, whether you are successful or not.

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lilo

@girlonthenet All products marketed as "for men", "for boys", "for women" or "for girls" must specify en detail on the packaging what the risks are if they are accidentally used by the wrong gender.

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@grmpyprogrammer Yup, it's useful for repetitive tasks.

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@carnage4life I'm white and I've found it funny. Overcorrecting on actual racism is not racism, it's just silly.

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@lcamtuf I've tried Rust and it made me want to try something else.

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@xor If only we had a name for those that wasn't that :)

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Holy water doesn't work on vampires for two very obvious reasons.

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@sean If you're going to use Apple products, don't try to be clever. Do what they tell you to. If you don't like it, use a different system.

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@NoraReed Dr Who has an episode with statues that only moved when no human was looking at them.

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@lcamtuf Bad news, guys. cvedetails.com/cve/CVE-2023-38

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@grmpyprogrammer LLMs don't give answers, only suggestions. I think they're great at what they're for, i.e. advanced autocomplete. You have to verify their suggestions ofc.

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The Moon is moving away from Earth at 4 cm (1.5 inches) a year, and who can blame it.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Kelloggs is worth $19B & made $1.6B in profit in 2023.

So as 1 in 4 military families, 1 in 6 Americans, & 1 in 9 children are food insecure—Kellogg's boasts about celebrating that insecurity & advertises "cereal for dinner."

Shameful. Greedy. Cruel. smh
businessinsider.com/personal-f

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@QasimRashid This is quite close to "let the eat cake".

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@fancysandwiches @KimSJ I think spam in results points to the search engine being garbage, not the sites.

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@TheBreadmonkey Even more if it's organic gold.

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Koen van Gilst

I saw this online somewhere and I just had to recreate it. This is my coding happy place.

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