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Sustainability is a security issue. Consumers only have demands for a burnt out maintainer and the only help that arrives has long-term malicious intentions.

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Stallone: I’m making a movie about classical composers.
I’ll be Beethoven.

Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I’m not saying it.

@Crell @webshinra @ramsey @asgrim I'm 20 years in on PHP too :) But also 9 years JavaScript/TS, 1 year Java and now learning Go, which I find very cool, not to mention all the languages I've learned as a hobby (I wrote Lua World of Warcraft plugins for example) and the ones I've already forgotten - looking at you, Delphi. Don't they me wrong, PHP has it's place. But we're very unlikely to start any new projects in it.

@ramsey @webshinra @Crell @asgrim Realistically one should learn more than one language.

@asgrim I think there was once a language called Ruby whose community had a history of doing that.

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Missed toenail cutting day now I have to wait another month.

I think we should replace billionaires with AI.

AI as it is built now will be dead in a decade, I think. It will be used to generate garbage for the web and it will learn from garbage on the web. Here you have your first "AI that can train itself", except any system with random changes and no good feedback loop it will just get worse and worse because random changes are rarely positive.

@healyn @breakfastgolem But if you'd married him, you could be Healyn Miserables which sounds pretty noble.

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i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

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How come I can't develop some sort of clinical happiness?

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Think I might join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

@sleepy @eeyam Or Physics Girl, once a peppy youtuber, who can now barely leave her bed. Sorry about your gf too.

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If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent, groceries or bills for the next 10 years, whether you are successful or not.

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@girlonthenet All products marketed as "for men", "for boys", "for women" or "for girls" must specify en detail on the packaging what the risks are if they are accidentally used by the wrong gender.

@carnage4life I'm white and I've found it funny. Overcorrecting on actual racism is not racism, it's just silly.

@lcamtuf I've tried Rust and it made me want to try something else.

@xor If only we had a name for those that wasn't that :)

Holy water doesn't work on vampires for two very obvious reasons.

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