pies @pies@qoto.org

@ramsey in centimeters.

The most awkward part of every meeting is the time when I've joined, no one's there yet, and I'm just staring at myself.

Trump makes for great satire. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/voting-for-the-mayor-who-promised-to-blow-up-the-city-doesnt-mean-i-approve-of-the-mayor-blowing-up-the-city

@zaufanatrzeciastrona Jeżeli ktoś wpisuje w okienko wyszukiwania Windows "google" to myślę że może chcieć wyszukiwarkę, nie konkretnie Google.

@gabrielesvelto Everything is gay except two oiled up men wrestling.

@Richard_Littler please save the princesses peep-hole.

@evacide I think it's the same as defining a successful company as one whose stock is gaining value. I'd say a successful company is one which people like working at and makes customers' lives better, but obviously I'm not a great CEO.

The insurance CEO's murder makes me a bit less concerned with the development of AI and the further wealth concentration and the poverty epidemic that would inevitably follow.

@tassoman monolog, xdebug and dump() from Symfony, depending on the use case.

@charliebrownau @GossiTheDog @Tfmonkey "Women parasites"? Wow, buddy, who hurt you?

@KolaMagpie You're not wrong.