Bezos was caught stealing millions in driver's tips, at the same time will coincidentally retire as CEO of Amazon to work in "philanthropy". Riiiiiiight, no fishy business there 😂

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@gawrsh I pictured Jeffrey getting the news that he has to return the $62 million in stolen tips to the drivers, and throwing a tantrum that concluded with him saying "WELL THEN I QUIT, I'M GOING TO GO PLAY WITH MY ROCKET SHIP LOSERS" and left.

But hey, at least he won't be stealing the tips from the drivers any more.

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