Son: what if aliens attack us ?
Me: even if there are aliens, they are very very very far away from us. They won't be able to come here.
Son: the aliens might be very smart. maybe they can teleport.
Me: If the aliens are smart enough to come here, they must be smart enough to find a better place to invade.
Son: like a planet full of theme parks?
Me: ... exactly
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