What if it was “CalcuLESS”? #MathThoughts
@hasmis at least you remembered something!
When a student repeats your crazy example from class on the exam 🥰
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Hummingbirds are just mini, iridescent, hovering dinosaurs with straws, prove me wrong.
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Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon whether or not it becomes more popular than the birdsite.
Student in lab yesterday informed me that I was her mom’s professor for microbiology.
DAMMIT am I getting that old?!
I’m not sure that I’ve ever gotten a double yolk before! Let’s hope that it’s a good omen. 🤞🏽
Felix says that every day of the New Year should be Caturday!
Can’t disagree, buddy. 🎉
You can’t LDB me, Alexa. I did that to myself with #Arrow already. Bring. It. On.
Survived three trips to the mall and then with just 11.5 hours to go, Alexa sends me to Whamhalla on her second song. #Whamageddon
(And then almost immediately plays a cover. Stop dancing on the grave, Alexa. Just because I have pie crust hands doesn’t mean I won’t unplug you. 😣)
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@hankgreen "did you read what Hank tooted on titty tooth today?"
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I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. “Mastos” as in breast. “odont” as in tooth.
We’re on a website that, in Greek, literally means “Booby Tooth.”
@PeterSagal hoping you stay here! It seems a lot better than the bird site, even with the learning curve.
@hankgreen if not Delete This, I do hope you continue somehow! You and Katherine are a joy.
A little light reading for the holiday break.
(Who knew that one day I’d be excited to both purchase and read textbooks? I love being a nerd.)
Student on final exam: “I forgot have a fancy whale instead”
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@ChemBob I’d just like to know why it is so difficult to use the plural when talking about doing multiple testS on their bacteria.
Relatedly: do students have to pay for commas? Because I’m out of breath reading some of these reports.
Weird Al movie
Best part about the Weird Al movie:
Every point where the filmmakers stopped and asked "Is this too over the top?"
The answer was always "LOL, NO."
It's just 👌 perfect.
Also? Dan Radcliffe out there living his best life.
