Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy@qoto.org
biology professor | planetarium technician | nerd | she/her
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Joined Nov 2022
I both hate and love Quizlet…I hate that the lab manual questions (among others) are on it, but I also love that I can pretty easily tell who was lazy with their assignment and picked up the wrong answer off it.
What if it was “CalcuLESS”? #MathThoughts
When a student repeats your crazy example from class on the exam 🥰
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Hummingbirds are just mini, iridescent, hovering dinosaurs with straws, prove me wrong.
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Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon whether or not it becomes more popular than the birdsite.
Student in lab yesterday informed me that I was her mom’s professor for microbiology.
DAMMIT am I getting that old?!
I’m not sure that I’ve ever gotten a double yolk before! Let’s hope that it’s a good omen. 🤞🏽
Felix says that every day of the New Year should be Caturday!
Can’t disagree, buddy. 🎉
You can’t LDB me, Alexa. I did that to myself with #Arrow already. Bring. It. On.
Survived three trips to the mall and then with just 11.5 hours to go, Alexa sends me to Whamhalla on her second song. #Whamageddon
(And then almost immediately plays a cover. Stop dancing on the grave, Alexa. Just because I have pie crust hands doesn’t mean I won’t unplug you. 😣)
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@hankgreen "did you read what Hank tooted on titty tooth today?"
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I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. “Mastos” as in breast. “odont” as in tooth.
We’re on a website that, in Greek, literally means “Booby Tooth.”
A little light reading for the holiday break.
(Who knew that one day I’d be excited to both purchase and read textbooks? I love being a nerd.)
Weird Al movie
Best part about the Weird Al movie:
Every point where the filmmakers stopped and asked "Is this too over the top?"
The answer was always "LOL, NO."
It's just 👌 perfect.
Also? Dan Radcliffe out there living his best life.
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Wow! Beautiful. Crescent Earth! Acquisition of signal. The burn has been successfully completed. @NASA_Orion is coming home. "See you later," Moon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppxaKK9papQ #Artemis
Imagine: you're a student writing a lab report. Would you perhaps want to, I don't know, double-check that you're spelling the professor's name correctly? Or maybe, additionally, the name of the bacteria that you identified as your unknown? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*headdesk*
biology professor | planetarium technician | nerd | she/her
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Joined Nov 2022
