Look, I'm not gonna post my CV on here cuz I'm not tryna doxx myself, but if you know of any like, remote entry-level data entry positions hit a girl up
#fedihire #GetFediHired

I have a Master's in Chemistry, retail experience, many years of teaching experience, I'm proficient with Linux, Windows, and MacOS, I know some python and can write simple bash scripts. I love organizing files/data/store shelves/thoughts/whatever. I'm not fluent in Spanish but I can read it pretty well.

I have a passion for eating food and sleeping indoors. My skills include touching computer, sucking dick, eating hot chip & lie.

In five years I see myself pushing up daisies 🤞

I can do synthesis, workups, GC-MS, purifications, NMR, IR, teach courses, am proficient with YASARA, Schrodinger, Gaussian, & other software, know some Python & R, am skilled with Excel/Calc and can do some basic data analysis. I've babysat, I'm a decent cook, love taking care of people. Really good at doing dishes & laundry. I love new experiences and am willing to do almost anything. Please hire me so I can get health insurance and continue to afford my meds, food & rent 🙏🏻💜💋

I've worked for world-renowned companies like Unilever and Gilette. I have a broad range of lab and field experience including designing and executing experiments myself. Please DM me if you want further details.

I'm also an experienced retail worker, having worked at Sears, CVS, and Home Depot, doing everything from working the cash register to helping customers to unloading stock with receiving. I am truly a Jane of all trades. Any odd job you need done, I'm your gal! #GetFediHired

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In which countries are you willing to work? Plenty positions for computational chemists in the EU.
We just closed a call, but may be looking for more soon.

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