FUCK eating "DELICIOUS" food. I'm DONE eating delicious food.

What has delicious food ever done for me? Only made me want to eat more of it.

From now on I am only eating BORING-ASS GRUELS that I can eat as much as I want of which will not be much because they are BORING

I am making a commitment: I will be eating nothing but boring GRUELS until the end of 2022.

Hold me to it.

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Exceptions: visiting friends and family and going on dates. I will be allowed to eat non-gruels, to be social.

Fresh fruit, vegetables, and more rarely nuts and baking chocolate are also permitted in unlimited quantities.

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@cwebber You might wish to add an exception for being sick, too.

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