the 4 types of national anthems:
- Gosh, This Sure is an Attractive Piece of Land We've Got Here
- That One War in Particular was a Doozy
- We Only Sing Parts of This Song Now Because the Other Verses are Racist
- We Speak French and We Will Fucking Kill You
@robryk @VeryBadLlama and the Hungarian riff on that theme, "God please give us a victory for once, we have already had enough defeats to pay in advance for all possible future sins"