Highway ad: "Text OR drive, there is no AND"
Me: "I'm not sure if this gets the reaction they desire in an area full of software engineers"
@saraislet: "Why not, first you attempt texting, if texting fails you drive seems fine"
Me: "I guess there is no 'pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) text(); else drive();' didn't fit on the poster"
@robryk @saraislet I think text() && drive() would result in more drivers, since it would send everyone driving who successfully texted