therapist: "do you celebrate christmas or new year?"
me: "i do not! however, if you want to wish me happy holidays, you can invent a holiday right now that isn't one of those two and wish me a good that instead"
@whitequark Merry Newtonmas, and may gravity forever keep you grounded!
@philpem @whitequark In b4 NDT makes the same damn "joke" again this year :D.
@philpem @whitequark https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/548140622826459136
So I could've sworn he's done this joke _multiple_ times over the past decade, but this is the main hit I get. Maybe he deleted the rest...
@robryk @philpem @whitequark I uhhh, did not know that :o. TIL...
@robryk @cr1901 @whitequark Was that the Roman geezer who crushed his wife in a lemon squeezer?