Wrt. Dilbert Stark threatening to buy Hasbro (because D&D is "woke"):

I can feel a new D&D wandering monster coming on (it's been 45 years since this last happened to me, go easy) …

The Muskrat. (Not to be confused with O. zibethicus.) Turns up, eats all your party's gold, shits copiously, then wanders off: doesn't have any treasure, also its meat is tainted so you can't eat it.

If you look at it for too long it drains your wisdom.