Our local power utility calls itself Hydro One, and they're fond of aligning the O's in their name. I spent many years growing up in an area with a large Italian population, so I wind up conflating the name to "Hydrone" and pronouncing it "hydroney".

I think it's an improvement.

And yes, that's an #autistic trait.

Also, Guissepe Hyrdrone sounds like the name of someone who hangs around at the barber shop and can be relied upon to fix your clogged drain.