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babe, would you still love me if i was a system v? 🐛
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saw this photo by @jana and my first thought was "why is that building covered in surface mount resistors?"
@freemo Mental disorder? Meeeee? That’s borderline slanderous. Pardon me, the new snapware sets are available at Costco and I must run over 5 homeless people, ram some single mothers (who’s rent should be raised btw), and throw my McDonald’s bags out the window on my way to obey consume. Oh… also my prescriptions are ready. Pffft. Mental disorder. Who does this guy think he is? Were Americans! We live in the greatest country on Earth! We are the best people because we are diverse and united!
@purple Windows 11 immediately calling the authorities when you say anti-government jokes out loud.
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@purple justice take them to belle isle. There’s always some kind of 2AM waffle house level hood shit going on there
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Stardew Valley feels like a very spiritual work of art to me
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the sultans of swing have been deposed in a CIA backed coup and now they're the democratically elected officials of swing
@exador23 This is why we have inflation.
@purple accept invitation to Ohio for vacation. End up with a citation that gets lost in the system when you try to pay it. They put you on probation. Your PO does a violation. End up with incarceration. Welcome to Ohio. Haha! Now you are stuck in Ohio.
@purple Come on down to Cleveland Ohio. Our greatest export is crippling depression. Our favorite motto is “We’re not DETROIT!”
@exador23 highest temps in 170 years… we must have been eating a lot of meat and driving a lot of cars in 1854.
@lethalbit Hey chat jippity, write a short sermon about LLMs that can be loudly disseminated from atop the Olive Garden.
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Oh hey weed birthday is a palindrome this year
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@exador23 Just tell them they’ll be sick if they touch grass and so mote it be. — TPTB
@exador23 Nothing to see here, citizen! Israel is reviewing the incident. Please carry on.
@gwynnion They only have the powers granted to them by the American consumer.
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CNN: A mistake during the installation of a light pole led to Wednesday's outage of #911 systems across multiple states, according to a service provider.
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