@admitsWrongIfProven confusion you say? Confusion is frustrating, scary - when your leg hurts and won't work but you can't see that it's a plastic sixpackholder causing the problem. Variety though? A tiny smidge of chaos, maybe? These seem like wonderful things indeed.

A hint of chaos for your day then? You have in fact gone crazy. I? Am you. Prove otherwise so we may both bend a knee to the mighty turtle. Else, both be but two of yours.