I think the general has a bug that's going to bust out of his head and I really hope I'm right about that
Aw shoot, flying bug took out the general. I don'tget to see the #BrainWorms.
Oh dang that's a mess of bugs.
I was right! Crazy Carmen crashes the party!
Aw. Jester's dead for real this time.
Ah, and if you'll direct your attention to the right, here we have the traditional scene of The Woman Gets Punished For Having Sex.
"Johnny, I'm dying. But it's all right,because I got to have you."
This is officially the only movie in which I have ever approved of this trope. Because Verhooven eviscerates it.
Doogie Howser lookin' like a skinny little Nazi stormtrooper.
You get all the cookies if you get that reference. 😘
Oh *now* they don the helmets.
Welp, so much for Xandcar. Carxand? Carmder?
Oh! They're not dead yet! It's only laceratingly painful puncture flesh wounds!
Ace and Sugar got yer back, Johnny.
Carmen totally had a wordless I AM NO MAN moment there! Way to go, Céowyn!
When running from a giant explosion fireball inside a tunnel, I always prefer keeping my attention directly ahead of me and hauling all ass instead of looking over my shoulder again and again to see how far I am from the giant explosion fireball. But hey, that's just me.
Doogie Howser is Ender Wiggins.
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THEY'LL KEEP FIGHTING
AND THEY'LL WIN
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#BeAllThatYouCanBe
#TheFewTheProudTheMari-
#AimHighFlyFightWin
#YouCantHandleTheTruth
Well, that was a lot more fun than than I either remembered or expected. #StarshipTroopers, I have done you a disservice these past 27 years. Mea culpa.
*bows with flourish*
@courtcan the book is on my top 3 RAH’s books. The movie is just amazingly fun. You made it so much more fun with your narration.
I pretty much knew Dizzy was going to buy the farm the moment they had sex … because that’s a trope. I mean, it fails the Bechtel test miserably.
@courtcan @GayDeceiver Poddy, yes, great book. You know the publisher made him change the end of the book. In the original ending, she dies. Heinlein was never happy about that.
@courtcan @GayDeceiver Neither have I. RAH wrote about it in his autobiographical tell-all book, to be published after his death.
@shuttersparks @GayDeceiver I have heard tell of this! I've never read the ending where she does though.