When hurricanes hit blue areas: GOD IS PUNISHING THE LIBS FOR BEING BIG GAY FEMINIST VEGAN COMMUNIST MIGRANT ABORTIONERS WITH NO GUNS LOL

When hurricanes hit red areas: OMG LIBS CONTROL THE WEATHER & THEY’RE WEATHERING AT US BECAUSE WE’RE TOO AWESOME ALSO GOD DIDN’T STOP THEM EVEN THOUGH HE PRESUMABLY MAKES ALL WEATHER & IS OMNIPOTENT THIS MAKES SENSE & IS A VERY NORMAL THING TO THINK OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC HA HA LEMME STEAL THIS ELECTION REAL QUICK