Follow

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, searching the mall, a place to relieve." - Aéropostale

@skanman Searching the mall, for a place to relieve...? Oh yeah, public toilets are such a disgusting tale. A human necessity, yet so often behind a paywall. Why are those people so insistent on controlling the poop of others? Do they lack control of their own poop?
Freud would have been happy, had he gained some consciousness by lack of cocaine...

@admitsWrongIfProven "Freud would have been happy, had he gained some consciousness by lack of cocaine..." 😂

>> Why are those people so insistent on controlling the poop of others?

Maybe their boss said "Hey, I'm tired of our customers sh**! Do something about it!", and they took it literally.

But I think your ideas are more accurate than mine. 👍

@skanman I must say i do love malicious compliance. But i think all our ideas are nothing in the face of ignorance towards our one true purpose: to poop. The true hero of sanity would agree that no human rule could ever gouvern this. May Franz Kafka be who guides our ramblings, for he would not deign to control the poop.

@admitsWrongIfProven
Perhaps there is a plot by "the big diaper industry", to control quality defecation availability ratios throughout a consistent scale. If we consider that it becomes socially acceptable for all ages to wear diapers, and the average age of potty training is 2 years, and bladder control loss is 65, there is a massive untapped market, that could grow their industry far beyond the likes of big tech, and big energy. As a data scientist, it's perfectly plausible for "big diaper" to subsidize different markets in restricting excremental venues to slowly decrease the social stigmata of sporting disposable undergarments.

While the philosophical ramifications of poop are largely overshadowed by other social issues, we mustn't flush what we cannot perceive, and we shouldn't wipe what others believe.

@skanman "we mustn't flush what we cannot perceive, and we shouldn't wipe what others believe" I'm dying, this is wonderful!

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Qoto Mastodon

QOTO: Question Others to Teach Ourselves
An inclusive, Academic Freedom, instance
All cultures welcome.
Hate speech and harassment strictly forbidden.