@11112011 @Secftblgirl Blitz, in what frantic, crack-crazed bug hunt through your nether regions did you take the wrong turn to the misapprehension that I answer to you?
Besides, if you truly feel you must give the United States of America advice, you must permanently emigrate forthwith and take up your true calling on our shores as an economic op-ed columnist, ideally on some equally sunny spot on our Atlantic coast, if not down in Key West where you would blend in seamlessly.
To protect your family from unnecessary shame, you can don a nom de plume, as David Goldman did previously at the Asia Times when writing as 'Spengler'. In honor of the gentle Portuguese panty-removing elixirs of my youth, you will be known in your new vocation only as Rosé.
Your first column is due Monday, and, again, preferably not in Abraham-Franckish Belter-pidgin.