I'm convinced at least two of my customers are otherworldly beings.
- one tried to give me a gold coin instead of a quarter by accident. It was a gold alloy coin with strange markings. Who just carries that with them? Why did they have it in their pocket? He also speaks Latin, like some people speak Spanish.
- Another customer consistently appears after sunset, precisely 6 minutes after the sun has set. I have not found a reason for this. She also gives the café workers a different name every time, for no discernable reason.
Both of them ask for hot water because they've brought jars of herbal tea mix with them, this is technically not allowed, but all of the staff is too fascinated to ask them to stop.
@Crazypedia @masculine_entity plot twist: they dual expressions of the same entity
@skells What a horrifyingly fascinating addition to my post. @Crazypedia