@ins0mniak i made a promise like that once, she still doesn’t talk to me.

At least you have the drunk defence
@Prodigal @ins0mniak yea the army is in charge again since all work out really fine last time
@Prodigal @ins0mniak nah bro lol just army guy in charge, no politics in the middle
@11112011 2 weeks to flatten the curve tho

Where there is a CH-CHING, there is a way, for BIG Pharma


@skells @ins0mniak
@skells @11112011 is your mom healthy? If she is, just wait.

Oh weight your mom is in her 60s never mind @ins0mniak
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@Prodigal @11112011 @ins0mniak leave the family out of it prod, we've all got friends and family jabbed

fingers crossed all be good

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@skells

Whoa…

I said wait….as in wait and dont be first in line.

Now the rest was just a long running joke that Blitz hates…before even covid…


@11112011 @ins0mniak
@11112011 bruh, I like older women and I like Portuguese women…


I aint trying to meet you, but your moms tho….





@ins0mniak @skells
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@11112011 you called your own mom a bitch?

Jeez, that’s all the confirmation I need…



@ins0mniak @skells
@Prodigal @11112011 @skells Yeah for sure. I know Italy does. I went there in high school.

It was so rad.
@ins0mniak @Prodigal @skells topless is free in any beach here bro that total normal, full nude nah u have to go to nude beach
@ins0mniak I think there are laws that protect it here in Ontario (if barechest allowed than bare breast allowed I read somewhere) but in practice only happens in colege campuses most times.



@11112011 @skells
@Prodigal @11112011 @skells I think you can do it in NYC techniclly but people generally don't.

Not sure tbh. Americans are prudish man.
@ins0mniak to be fair, tits are powerful…

i can swim fine around tits at the beach but I cannot drive well in NYC around tits, that would be too hard…



@11112011 @skells
@Prodigal @11112011 @skells Oh word. I feel like even bad traffic up there, like leafs have some sense of other people's lives.

Fucking east coast USA, people don't care. Like, they'll see people in crosswalks and speed up.
@ins0mniak

My wife just learned last year…shes African

I have been swimming since…mmmm…8ish…im Caribbean


@11112011 @skells
@ins0mniak yeah they learn early here in a pool and stuff with their mom.


Back home its your dad throws you into the seas and dives in if you dont come back up after 10 seconds



@11112011 @skells
@Prodigal @11112011 @skells Haha yeah, my parents did that to me kind of.

They're boomers so they're always out on their boat. Like, they basically just forced me to learn.
@ins0mniak @Prodigal @skells man no one cares if they want to do it next to a family wit kids no one cares
@ins0mniak @Prodigal @skells serious man 16 years do it wit mam and pap next like that normal here for decades now
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