Show newer
skells boosted
skells boosted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXKUNc9yI2A

austrialian powerpoint salesman has put together a really good history of mercenaries and transitions into discussing Wagner.

ahh it's been a busy couple months but I've missed fedi

skells boosted

@Moon exactly, like how constantly mentioning mens place is dying in war or factory labor and not making jokes is only funny every now and then

skells boosted
@vriska yeah anything can be funny but doing a joke constantly like did u kno women dum has got boring a lomg time ago, hold on to women dum until the exact right moment your woman friend does something dum and only then let it rip
skells boosted
skells boosted

My mother's best friend took me out to lunch on my 28th birthday and punched a seagull that was trying to take the butter, but this here sounds like a #horror movie.

#Seagulls

next, in todays "spook or retarded" segment...

hey, look, if we've got the capacity to wipe our species from the face of the earth you bet your sweet bippy im eating strawberries out of season

skells boosted
skells boosted

Is there a multiplayer game where cheating is allowed, or required?

skells boosted

The IT employee's urge to use op-amps instead of microcontrollers

went to clip my big toenail and the clipper shattered

skells boosted

"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
~Hunter Stockton Thompson, who died this day in 2005.

#rip #hst #missyou #doc

skells boosted
reason so many cannot let go of the desire to call the end of USD hegemony is Bc whoever correctly does it get the contents of the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
imagem.png
skells boosted
skells boosted

oh you lift weights? can you lift the tremendous burden you've placed upon yourself?

skells boosted
Show older
Qoto Mastodon

QOTO: Question Others to Teach Ourselves
An inclusive, Academic Freedom, instance
All cultures welcome.
Hate speech and harassment strictly forbidden.